And I have no idea how Alex manages to do all of this at any given time.
See, back in June I asked Alex to guest blog for me. And he did. And then my computer died and my blogging abilities started to suffer. I met a man and fell in love, and I started to question all of the things I really wanted to share here.
Oh, and a little baby burst onto the scene too. Don't worry, I didn't give birth and not tell anyone. And I'm not a celebrity who orchestrates adoptions behind the scenes. It's just that my very tall, dark, and handsome boyfriend is also a dad. A pretty awesome and amazing Dad too. Chances are if you know me well, you might know a good amount about this part of my life. But the fact that my life just kind of popped in a little baby is kind of unbelievable at times. You might have a hard time believing it, because frankly, sometimes I still have a hard time believing it.
But the fact that Alex can blog, dress himself, listen to Drake, tweet funny things, work, be a husband, and a father, and not drop the ball on anything is a wonderment to me. Especially considering I couldn't even manage to get his guest post up in a reasonable amount of time.
Alex is doing it right, you guys. So go on over, read his blog, and wonder just "how does he do it?"
I'm sure he'd love to share some tips.
An Engineer’s List & Letters – List #1: Labor, Delivery & Recovery Recount
My wife and I checked into Magee Hospital at 11:00pm on Wednesday, May 15. Our baby boy was delivered the next evening, and we checked-out of the postpartum unit that Sunday at 1:00pm. Below is a list of things I learned during our 86-hour experience.
- Some nurse’s smoke.
- Oakland has its fair share of shady characters.
- The Italiano Grilled Cheese sam’iche at Hello Bistro is the perfect
lunch. Especially when paired with a White Lightning Witbier.
- Ellen Degeneres’ wardrobe is extremely similar to mine. I mean, I’m
sure her cardigans are J. Lindeberg in lieu of J. Crew and she has a Rolex
Yacht-Master while I have a G-Shock, but our looks are near exact and I’m
still not sure if that’s a good thing or not…
- Pain trumps modesty. More people saw my wife’s privates during one
day of labor than have seen mine throughout my entire life.
- The nori (seaweed) chips at Sushi Fuku are the exception to the rule
that anything fried is delicious.
- Epidurals are amazing...when they work.
- Procreation doesn’t discriminate. I was one of the few new-dads that
wore shirts with sleeves and didn’t have a face tattoo.
- Other than Ellen, daytime television sucks.
- I really thought that I would cry when my son was born, but I
didn’t. I felt the tears starting to well up, but my wife was pretty
nervous during the delivery and I figured it was best for me to maintain
my composure to help keep her calm. It’s like my brain told my heart to
put it all aside and we’ll get to it later. I can still feel it inside of
me, and I’m sure any day now it will come out. I’m just hoping it doesn’t
happen while I’m in a tanning bed ‘cause that would be dangerous.
- Post-birth boobs are huge…but busy
- Some nurses are angels.
- Sleeping in jeans on a couch sober is much more uncomfortable than
sleeping in jeans on a couch drunk.
- A lot more comes out of there than just a baby.
- I really envy people that get to wear scrubs to work. They look so comfortable.
- Babies are awesome.