List #169: Things I Wish Would Stop Happening

• Radley climbing up my Christmas tree
• Kay Jewelers commercials
• Elf on a Shelf photos on Facebook
• This cough
• Piles of laundry
• That creepy brother-sister Folgers commercial
• 9 months of Royal Baby talk
• Getting dresses that aren't big enough for my boobs
• Watching Christmas movies alone
• Dirty dishes
• Worry
• Runners in tights
• Crushes who won't speak up
• Gollum
• Insomnia
• Distance between friends
• Fiscal Cliffs
• Haunting memories
• Grinches
• Competition
• Lack of happy surprises